Live sex websites are not some amazing new idea that just recently sprung on the scene. Since the dawn of the internet, horny people have been logging on to rub one off, mostly in some dark room of their house while listening for foreign footsteps. Now that porn is more mainstream, some of the live sex cam websites available have become high-tech hubs of hotness. This right here is why we love what we do.
Reviewing these sites is like a dream job most of the time, especially when we come across sites like Flirt4Free.com. High-end fuck fests are what we like best, but we don’t always get to check out the good ones. Thankfully, Flirt4Free gave us something to positive to write about. After all, we could flirt for free all day, but then we would have a bunch of sexual harassment charges and that’s not fun for anyone.
Since we’re only moderately creepy, we decided to join Flirt4Free.com so we could gain access to willing hookers the way Mother intended – with an encrypted password, a valid credit card, and a big bottle of Jergens. We made it our duty to find the website that would be most pleasing to that booty, and we think we may have found it. Then again, we might just be a bunch of cum-dumb assholes with lofty opinions. Let’s find out.
Who, What, When, Why, How?
This is one of those websites where you can tell that the sluts featured on it take their job seriously. There are only a handful of cams here that aren’t top notch, but we think that’s the case anywhere you go. Apparently, some dudes love to bang haggard bitches and that just ain’t us. We suppose Flirt4Free.com was trying to have a little something for everyone, and we can certainly respect that.
One thing we did notice about this site was that it had a plethora of categories from which to choose. There are about three dozen groups altogether, and each group has dozens of models waiting for something (or someone) to do. Visitors can choose between watching videos, chatting or even dating – an option that is virtually unheard of in the live sex cam industry. Seriously, these skanks are thirsty for the dick.
Another feature we really liked about Flirt4Free.com: They have a Fleshlight Cam Stars category as well, and you know how much we love our fuck toys. Seeing a slut fuck herself with one of our favorite products is like winning the lottery. There are also options for Featured Shows, Premier Chat Rooms, Voyeur Mode Cams, and Party Lines. It’s blatantly obvious that the makers of Flirt4Free.com have been there, done that, and know exactly what the average bear desires.
How Does This Work?
Unfortunately, the name “Flirt4Free” is just a tad bit deceiving. For starters, there isn’t a whole lot you can do on the site until you register; and although the registration process is free and it earns you 120 free tokens, you won’t get very far on your initial stipend. The typical show costs an average of about 10-30 credits per minute, so 120 free credits will only get you 4-12 minutes of fun – not exactly a show-stopper, we know.
Furthermore, “flirting” is basically the only thing you can actually do for free on this site. Everything else costs a boatload of tokens, which must be first purchased with a credit or debit card. And although the place is fully encrypted and 100% secure so that the site’s name never appears on the statement, visitors are still lured into paying money for “free time” because of their misleading nomenclature. But since their sluts are so hot and their cam quality is so good, we’ll let this one slide for the moment.
We’re just happy to have found a live sex cam website that doesn’t look like it was developed at the same time as MySpace or Craigslist. Additionally, we found it rather nice that the customer service reps at Flirt4Free were so familiar with the offerings of the site. It kind of made us feel like they were nasty perverts themselves, just like us. Maybe we will have them over for dinner sometime.
Who’s on the Site?
So, we mentioned that there were a gagglefuck of categories on Flirt4Free.com, but we haven’t had the chance to go into more detail about that little fun fact. Unlike some of the other live sex cam websites out there, this one seems to have double-checked the market to find out what we wanted the most. Seriously guys, some of the categories on Flirt4Free are things we’ve never seen.
That’s quite an accomplishment: To present something that our perverted asses haven’t experienced yet. We never thought we’d live to see the day, mostly because we once watched a one-legged Asian bitch tongue punch the fart box of an angry donkey. There aren’t things like that on here, but the categories are just as intriguing and include things such as:
- Adult stars
- American Girls
- Big Boobs
- Big Butts
- Certified Kinky
- College Girls
- Dos Latinas (Two Latinas)
- Double Penetration
- European Girls
- Foot Fetish
- Giant Dildo
- Girls Next Door
- HD Webcams
- Hairy Pussy
- Lesbian BDSM
- Nude Maids
- Party Chat
- Role Play
- Sex Machines
- Shower Shows
- Small Tits
- Southern Girls
And that’s just the shit for the dudes. Ladies (and gay men), there’s a whole other side of the site dedicated just to you guys. It’s full of sexy hunks who have their cameras pointed at just the right angle, with categories including the following:
- Adult Stars
- American Guys
- Ass Play
- Bear and Cub
- Brazilian Boys
- Chubby Guys
- College Guys
- Double Penetration
- European Guys
- Foot Fetish
- Fuck Buddies
- Gay Pig Play
- Giant Dildo
- Group Show
- Guys Next Door
- Guys Who Top
- HD Webcams
- Jerk Buddies
- Jock Straps
- Monster Cocks
- Nude Maids
- Party Chat
- Rough Trade
- Sex Machines
- Shower Shows
- Southern Boys
Now do you see what we’re saying? Even if Flirt4Free.com isn’t technically “free,” the sheer number of categories on the site is enough to spend a few dollars to see. After all, what else is your money for if it’s not to give yourself pleasure?
What’s in It for Me?
You mean you need more than physical pleasure to convince you to register on Flirt4Free.com? We don’t blame you; so did we. The fact that the site offers unlimited free live chat with the models is rather nice though, given that the models want to chat back. We noticed that some of them weren’t so friendly once they realized we weren’t planning to pay for anything. That’s just the way the cookie crumbles, it doesn’t matter where you are.
We mentioned the free tokens given away at registration, right? No, it’s not much, but it will get you started. If your appetite for ass and titties is insatiable, however, we suggest buying a few backup tokens before blue balls sets in. As soon as your time is up the screen goes black, and you’ll have to pay to play again if you’re not finished. Luckily, the site gives members the option to store their credit card info so that doesn’t happen (often).
Flirt4Free.com also has a dropdown menu that features the month’s top 20 models, as well as menus to show off the Model of the Month, the Flirt of the Year, and the website’s own self-perpetuated Hall of Fame. Visitors can view the models’ schedules here too, and a quick click on the “Channels” button takes you to a whole new paradise that would require another review to describe. We’ll just drop the words “Live Cams Mansion” and “Lucas Entertainment” right here and let you pick them up.
Oh, we almost forgot. This site has a few categories for our transgender friends out there as well, but most of the good stuff is contained on the main drag (no pun intended). Flirt4Free.com is obviously trying to cover all the bases to become the one and only name in live sex cam websites. We’re not sure how close they are to their goal, but we do know that they’ve got our attention (for now).
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Knowing that we are about as fickle as the industry we work in, becoming attached to anything we review is something we avoid like the plague. As soon as we start thinking we’ve found what we were looking for, something new comes along and we have to redefine our perimeters. We’re too lazy for that shit, and that’s why we make sure to find fault in everything we encounter, including Flirt4Free.com.
- Piles of Pussy – If you get on this site and can’t find at least one model that suits you, see a doctor right away. You are fucking dead.
- Been Where, Done What? – Some of the categories on this site are absolutely mind-blowing. And by “mind-blowing” we mean, “Why the fuck didn’t we think of that?”
- Make It Official – Registered users can sign up for a VIP membership for $40, or they can pay $50 and get 300 extra tokens. The shit renews by itself every month and can be cancelled at any time.
- Freebies Welcome – VIP membership or not, you still get 120 free tokens when you register which is just enough to create a spark with one of your favorite models.
- Nobody Has to Know – Because Flirt4Free.com is encrypted and secure, your secret fetishes are safe from prying eyes and your bank statement will be none the wiser.
- Channel Your Energy – There are multiple extra channels available on the site that lead visitors to mysterious places that are even more replete with sexual debauchery.
- Model Citizen – Pick your fuck buddy based on who they are, not just by what category they fall into.
- Seeing Is Believing – Since not all of the cams on Flirt4Free.com are high-quality HD, some of the shows are rather cheap, grainy, and therefore corny. Stick with the good stuff.
- The Worst Things in Life Are Free – Must we say it again: This site is NOT 100% free as the name would suggest. In fact, the only free thing is the chat and that’s not any fun after a while.
- Silence Becomes Us – If you don’t at least appear to be interested in paying for the services of the model, he or she will begin to ignore your requests for chat. Can you blame them?
- Per-Minutely Broke – Tokens are a perfectly fine tool for paying customers, but we think charging 10-120 tokens per minute is a bit excessive, even by the loosest standards. Who the fuck do these people think we are? The Rockefellers? At this rate, we’ll have to refinance our houses to bust a complete nut.
When Judgement Day Comes
At the end of the day, chatting with a horny hottie is a lot of fun, but this isn’t middle school and we want to cum. Had it not been for the extreme sexiness of the models on board, we might have gone somewhere else. We are not fans of false advertising, nor are we proponents of marketing catches that leave us feeling like penniless idiots. In a world full of gold-digging bitches, who’s looking out for the guy with $17 in his bank account? Apparently not Flirt4Free.com, that’s for sure.
On the other hand, we’re believers in the old adage that you get what you pay for. Flirt4Free.com has bragging rights to some of the hottest, friendliest, and nastiest sluts on the internet, so they can technically charge whatever they want. Aside from the hefty price tag associated with this site, the overall interest and intrigue is still there in a big way. As such, we’ll give this site a solid 9 out of 10, and we’ll keep our fingers crossed that, sometime in the near future, we can hold on to some of our money while still getting a chance to fuck a fine virtual hooker.