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We like cams, and we like girls. We love hookups, so we decided to check out Live.CamGirlHookups.xxx, because why the hell not? After all, we’ve given plenty of our time to less worthy sex cam sites, so we sort of owe it to ourselves to see what else is out there, right? Also, this is what we do. So, we don’t really have a choice, do we? Don’t cry for us, Argentina.

It’s clear to everybody why a lot of dudes are jealous of our perverted profession. Getting a fat paycheck to sit around and test out the latest and greatest sex toys, visit virtual hooker sites, and play with ourselves all day isn’t a bad way to make a living. We’re just saying, you won’t be hearing us complain anytime soon.

At the same time, we’re not going to sugarcoat this shit for you or the sites and toys we review either. The way we see it, nobody is going to get a good lay if we all put up with bullshit. So, we serve as the Bullshit Obliterators – breaking down false advertising and clever marketing ploys one feature at a time. You may not have liked school, but you’ll want to pay attention to this class, lest you be lead down the primrose path of empty promises.

Who, What, When, Why, How?

So what’s this Cam Girls Hookup shit all about? Well, it’s a lot like the majority of other live sex cam sites we see, with the exception of only a few minor details. Try not to get distracted by the 57-year-old “model” with circus tits who always seems to get featured on the main page. Perhaps this site is trying to attract the funkiest of the freaks out there, but then again maybe they just have something for everybody and we’re judgmental assholes. We’ll go with option number one.

Meanwhile, losing track of the models you like is super easy to do when the site has over 1,600 live cams on and poppin’ at any given time like Cam Girl Hookups does. Thank fuck for the “Recent” tab that lets you go back to the topical searches you were previously curious about. Apparently, these hoes are online and ready to go around the clock like the fuck machines they are. We did notice, however, that a few of the models were featured on other web cam sites we’ve reviewed before, so there’s a little overlap in the talent pool with this one. We aren’t sure exactly who that’s bad news for – Cam Girls or the other guys.

How Does This Work?

When you get to the site, be sure to check out all the little bells and whistles before committing to anything. While some of the features are free to use, the good shit requires a Premium membership. Currently, there are over 60,000 users, so Cam Girl Hookups is no slouch in the industry. Not all users are paying customers but the girls like to be tipped nonetheless (duh!), so have yourself and your wallet prepared for that awkward exchange.

Before all that bullshit though, make sure you check out the “New Models” tab at the top so you can move past those worn-out sluts who seem to be everywhere. While you’re there, click on the “Calendar” tab to see what special shows are coming up. They have this thing called the “Squirtamania” that’s well worth a trip to the site just to see it. Like all the other live sex cam sites out there today, Cam Girl Hookups offers its debauchery in several languages. That’s right foreign fucks, they got the goods for you guys too.

In addition to their multi-lingual user-friendliness, the way this site works is relatively easy. Select your language, click on a girl you like, do a search, or peruse a pre-determined category, and then become a virtual pimp for one of these desperately horny hoes. Anyone who has a yellow “gold show” banner on the bottom of their picture will do nasty shit for paying members. That may be a little incentive for some guys to do more than simply register for free.

Who’s on the Site?

Our next question was, “Yeah, but are the “gold show” bitches even worth our time and money? What about the “non-gold show” hoes? Are they disgusting or just lazy or what? We had to check it out; not necessarily for you guys, but because we were curious for ourselves. Who the fuck wouldn’t want to host a gold show and get paid to fuck? Something doesn’t make sense here.

It turns out the majority of girls on Cam Girl Hookups are pretty badass – friendly, frugal, and fuckworthy for the most part. We think it’s because this site is hosted by CumTV, the famous porn conglomerate that has its enormous hand in the pot of just about every respectable cam site in the industry. Apparently, sites affiliated with such esteemed names have to have their shit together. Some of the models on Cam Girl Hookups are obviously too cum-dumb to figure that out. Sucks to be them.

Among the riffraff that seems to exist on every one of these live sex cam sites is a whole gamut of hot honeys willing to do whatever you tell them to do. While there are a lot of guidelines enforced to regulate the behavior of the creeps, play by the rules and you will have your pick of the following fuck bunny categories:

  • Anal Sex and/or Ass Play
  • Asian, Ebony, Latina, White girls
  • Babes
  • BBW
  • Big tits
  • Blonde, Brunette, Redhead
  • Bondage
  • Co-eds
  • Couples
  • Curvy
  • Foot Fetish
  • Granny (must be why circus tits got a job here)
  • Group Sex
  • Hairy Pussy
  • Housewives
  • Huge Tits
  • Lesbian
  • Mature
  • Medium Tits
  • Muscular
  • Non-Nude
  • Petite Body
  • Porn Star
  • Pregnant
  • Shaved Pussy
  • Small Tits
  • Smoking
  • Teen 18+
  • Toys
  • Trannies

Like other live sex cam sites out there, Cam Girl Hookups also lets you do an advanced search to find a specialized category that fits the bill, should their pre-designated categories not get it done for you. We are always big fans of that convenience shit. Oh, when using the main page to just click on pics that stimulate your dick, don’t forget to hit refresh at the top of the page from time to time. Doing that helps you discover new or recently signed-on hoes, and that’s never a bad thing.

We did notice that Cam Girl Hookups has nothing for gay customers (minus a little innocuous girl-on-girl action). Perhaps we should have paid a little more attention to the website’s name before we assumed there would be content for every sexual appetite on the planet. Regardless of their nomenclature, we are docking them 1 point for being homophobic douchebags. Note to Cam Girl Hookups: It’s easier to change your name than change the game.

What’s in It for Me?

Despite your sexual orientation, being a member, or even a visitor, of this site is quite a treat. It’s super simple to use, easy to get registered on, completely secure, and free as long as you don’t want any special treatment. Either way, you get to watch a bunch of desperate skanks move mountains to make you cum. You get to choose whether you want to pay for more or stop where you are. You get to chat with the girls and decide if there’s any chemistry before the party starts. It’s a lot like a real date, minus the expensive dinner bill, wasted time, and strings attached.

Don’t be alarmed by the fact that the site asks for your credit card info right off the bat. From our experience, the card doesn’t get charged unless you want it to. It’s better this way because you can quickly pick a gold show when the time is right and not have to waste a good boner on entering credit card info. Paying for a membership cuts out all that junk, and includes benefits such as:

  • Live Amateur and Porn Star Performances
  • Direct Control of Live Private Shows
  • Unlimited Access to Video Chats
  • High Definition Cam Shows with High-Quality Audio
  • Cam-to-Cam Virtual Sex Experiences
  • Ability to Save Your Faves
  • Alerts When Your Saved Faves are Online
  • Authority to Rate the Model and Her Performance

There is only one type of membership on Cam Girl Hookups, but that should be more than enough to get you what you want considering how many perks come with it. But, when we had problems putting in our info for registration, we got to experience the site’s customer service team. Let’s just say they’re not the most helpful group of people in the world. Then again, we’re relatively certain they don’t get a lot of important calls from dudes with rock hard boners and maxed out credit cards.

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

We know how hard it is to find fault in something that makes you cum, but that’s why we’re the professionals. Every single live sex cam website out there has something about it that we don’t like. It doesn’t bother us to be the judgmental pricks we’re accused of being either. How else are any of us going to get these people to step their game up?

PROS

  • Earth Girls Are Easy – There are bitches from all over the planet on this site, with about 1000 (give or take a couple hundred) online at any given time. We never saw a category with less than 100 girls in it.
  • Cheap and Easy – Registration takes 5 minutes and membership is affordable.
  • Mind Your Business – Nobody has to know you are a member of this site because it is 100% secure and completely private. Make your profile name whatever you want and simply select an avatar to represent your appearance.
  • Define the Times – Nowadays, it’s uncommon to see a live sex cam site without lot of HD cams on board. Cam Girl Hookups is at least keeping up with the Joneses in that regard.
  • Can You Hear Me Now? – This site has some of the best audio we’ve ever heard, so even if your camera fucks up you can still hear her when she climaxes.
  • Feeling the Vibes – Some of the models let you directly control their vibrator on camera, but that takes a membership so don’t get your panties in a wad before you pay up.

CONS

  • Til I See You Again – Apparently, some of these skanks don’t have anything else going on besides fucking people through their computer. As grateful as we are for that, it’s bullshit to see the same bitch’s twat on more than one site. Just sayin’.
  • No Stalin; This Ain’t Russia – Gold Shows are paid for by the minute, so they can get kind of expensive when the bitch wants to stall your ass out for an hour.
  • Let’s Hear It for the Boys – Cam Girl Hookups has nothing for the boys who like boys, or for the girls who like boys who like boys for that matter. No Bueno.
  • Missing in Action – Some of our favorite categories were missing from the lineup, including: leather, stockings, tattoos, and piercings.

When Judgment Day Comes

Figuring out where these sites stand in comparison to the others we’ve reviewed is one of the hardest parts of the job. If we had to rate Cam Girl Hookups, and we do, then we would give it an 8 out of 10. That’s mostly because we had to dock them one point earlier for being unfriendly to the homosexual horndogs out there, but their semi-impressive rating has been given to them for several reasons. While this live sex cam site is very comparable to the others, it has one thing that the others do not: our money. We definitely prefer the 100% free sites, but who doesn’t? Apparently, you get what you pay for these days, and when you pay for a model on Cam Girl Hookups you get one hell of a show.

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